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#622
I wish I could have as much fun making money as I do spending it.
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#1660
Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
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#355
Compassion is a deep desire to see others relieved of suffering; love is the other facet, a strong wish to see others happy.
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#408
Love is not a mere sentiment or emotion. It is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
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#696
I did nothing again today because I didn’t finish doing it yesterday.
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#1734
Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?
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#616
I wish there was a way to turn bad books back into trees.
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