I either just saw a girl with a mustache, or a guy who looked like a girl....with a mustache.
Remember when someone following you was bad?
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
She has a body like baywatch but a face like crime watch.
Facebook makes high school reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?
I wonder how many of those drug-sniffing dogs have to go to rehab.
It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist.