If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as 'adult language'?
Thorough research is the key to quality reporting. Read the ENTIRE Wikipedia article before writing your story.
I wish I could autocorrect my life.
There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.
The term "controversial Tweet", while relevant & somewhat accurate, sounds as silly as "ferocious kitten."
As clever as they are, you'd think the Scooby-Doo gang could better identify cheap rubber masks.
Dear Axe body spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottles. Sincerely, choking girls everywhere