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#1356
Spotify posts on Facebook have made it so much easier to decide what music I'm not going to listen to anymore.
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#1357
Flava Flav is sure going to be busy setting all his jewelry back one hour tonight.
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#1358
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
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#1359
I'll have a sandwich, hold the mustard. That's right, hold it gently. Now whisper something sexy to it. Good, good.
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#1360
If Lindsay Lohan goes to jail she will be sequestered from the prison population because the judge doesn’t want them getting a contact high.
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#1361
"Scent" is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
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#1362
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I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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