According to my neighbor's journal, I have "boundary issues."
Before I get married, I plan to have my fiance run for president so any bad stuff he's done comes out.
Let's hope the jokes about Kim Kardashian's marriage don't last longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
Ever seen Cookie Monster’s feet? No! That’s diabetes for you.
90% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with.
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
There are lies, damn lies, and then there are profile pictures.