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#739
No matter how many college degrees you have, there's a little British kid that sounds way smarter than you when they speak.
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#470
Have you ever wondered why you can always read your doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription?
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#570
Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan Horse entered through the city gates, broke open, and loads of little guys came out and messed up everyone's day.
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#872
I hate double standards. If my wife calls me 'daddy' during sex, it's supposed to be hot. I call her 'mommy' and it's game over.
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#3151
If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?
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#17839
The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
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#829
Remember that being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you're something people don't see that often.
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