Pro tip: When your girl is talking, pay attention. For god's sake, you know there will be a test in the future.
Cyberbilly
Scars are tattoos with better stories.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
If the earth is the third planet from the sun, isn't every country a third world country?
Some fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." Others begin with "If elected, I promise..."
The tongue weighs practically nothing, but only a few people can hold it.