Your face is fine. But, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.
Being a parent may be thankless but at least the pay is terrible.
People say the early bird catches the worm. They never talk about the early worm though....
Never go to bed angry with your spouse. Lay awake and plot revenge instead.
You know, Alanis Morissette could probably just trade one or two of her spoons for a knife if she really needs one.
I love my DVR. Now I can whizz through the commercials instead of during them.