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goldin
soon enough facebook will be like inception... a feed within a feed within a feed
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me: dad can i go to a 50 cent concert Dad: here's a dollar take your sister too
Asking a pessimist his opinion is like asking a fire hydrant how it feels about dogs.
You know you're old when the prize at the bottom of the cereal box is a regular bowel movement.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset.
What if the meaning of life could be found in those iTunes "Terms of Agreements" that we never read?
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