If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
Jokes about dyslexia are as easy as A, C, B.
When a cowboy breaks his leg, I think his horse should be allowed to shoot him.
I don't know why people are worrying about being hit by a bus-sized satellite. You're far more likely to be hit by a satellite-sized bus.
There's a massive AT&T cell tower outage in Los Angeles tonight. Millions are unable to communicate. Many of them sitting in the same room.
Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets.
My checking account is like the Sistine chapel. Overdrawn.