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"Yahoo fires CEO!"...is that really a big headline? Wouldn't "Yahoo still exists!" raise more eyebrows?
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Who was the guy that was like "oooh I'm gonna pull on this cows things and drink it" And then why'd we listen to him?
I'd bet that the first caveman that decided to become a vegetarian died from malnourishment & was eaten by other cavemen.
There should be a video game called Class Warfare where billionaires have to defend their money bins from hordes of unemployed middle class.
When the Space Shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.
“Less is more” is my mantra at work and my excuse in bed.
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase, but it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted.
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