So Donald Duck never wore pants, but how come when he got out of the shower he wrapped a towel around his waist?
Firstly, Amy Winehouse is dead. Everyone is saying she's in the 27 club, but I beg to differ. She is in no way a Cobain/Morrison/Hendrix.
To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life.
Why do the advertisements for women razors show a woman shaving a leg that already has no hair on it?
I wish mosquitoes sucked fat and not blood.
Of all the properties of art, relevance may be the least relevant.
If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.