goldin
Does the term don't drop the soap in jail apply to women prisons?
I hope that Jessica Biel someday has a son, and names him "Batmo".
Rec Rellim
I wonder if workers at adult websites get in trouble for viewing non-adult sites during the workday. Johnson, we have been monitoring your browsing history. CNN? Amazon? Bed Bath and Beyond? We're not paying you to look at garbage.
So I'm stuck in traffic and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?" he says "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" I ask. The man replies, "About a gallon."
Just dropped my ipod in a glass of apple juice. The irony is killing me.
There's no I in team, but there are two in Schizophrenia.
goldin
My parents told me I should play in the street often, a street called I-95.....