Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair.
You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Life is what you make of it, and I plan to make fun of it.
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes.
When people tell me to put 2 and 2 together, I tell them "That's 22. It's only 4 when you add them." Then they walk away defeated.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?