My life should be more James Bond and less Gold Bond.
It's all a lie, you guys. After extensive research I have found that nearly ALL microbiologists are the same size as regular people.
Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene.
Does Special Teams take the short bus to football games?
Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets.
At the Fox News store, the customer is always right.
I'd feel better about the local taxes taken out of my check if it didn't feel like I was off-roading in Moab every time I drive to work.