When I find out that my friends have diarrhea, I tickle them.
Crazy people are harder to spot since bluetooth came out. Works out well for me.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I bet the guy who first used the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" was an awkward conversationalist. Just a guess.
James Franco always looks like he's trying to read an eye chart.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
"If it ain't broke, break it." - Facebook programmers