I wonder where they find these people who have no clue that they can walk into a grocery store and buy a Klondike bar for $2.
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
The only way I'm going to make a mark on the world is if I take a Sharpie to a globe.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Based on the amount of sugar and cream I put in my morning coffee, "melted coffee-flavored milkshake" is probably a better description.
Time to go grocery shopping. Just fed the kids peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...on hot dog buns.
I was being sincere when I told my friends their baby looks like a movie star I just failed to mention that the kid looks like E.T.