Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
I don't care about its correlation to my ability to trust them─ I just like throwing people.
If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible.
They look like God did a drum solo on their face with ugly-sticks.
Someone just told me that they enjoyed my biography but thought it was a little self centered.
"An eye for an eye" would make a world full of pirates.
I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.