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You never really miss a person, until you let them go.
Anyone else find it ironic that they stopped making NeverEnding Story movies, but there's no end in sight for Final Destination movies?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
When writing the story of your life don't let everyone hold your pen...
Hearing anonymous callers talking about their regrets on national radio makes me feel a lot better about my life.
I'm curious to know how Clark Kent goes to the bathroom with that Superman outfit underneath his suit.
Call me crazy, but I'd rather not spend $5 a day at Starbucks, and instead use that money to buy nice bottles of #wine every month...
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