Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You will never know how much it hurts.
Credit cards are a nice little gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself in to a hole.
It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any twit can be a parent.
Political candidates should be made to wear NASCAR suits so we can tell who their sponsors are.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
‘No offense but..’ is a quick way to say ‘I don’t want to argue with you, but I think you’re a moron’
If you watch Godzilla vs King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city.