I'm developing a new show called Moron Jeopardy in which contestants have to answer questions in the form of Yahoo! Answers.
I consider the word Dodge on the front of my truck fair warning to jaywalkers.
So, 70% of our bodies are water. We drink water. We love to shower and swim. But if water falls from the sky, HOLY CRAP RUN AWAY!
Chinese take out owner Sum Ting So Wong was planning on making a surprise dinner for his girlfriend only someone let the cat out of the bag.
I just saw a stripper's baby with a caterpillar tattoo on its lower back.
Al Qaeda's second-in-command has been killed in Pakistan. This guy dies more often than the world’s oldest person.
Here's a love poem, it's called, "Are You Getting Prettier or Am I Just Lowering My Standards?"