Ugh the wifi is so slow today! It's so frustrating! My neighbor should really do something about this!
If I ever have kids, I'll tell them the Tooth Fairy is a mail-in operation, and then pretend to get angry when the check never arrives.
It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
A new sex study shows the 'doggie position' most used married sex position. Husband sits up and begs. Wife rolls over and plays dead.
It would be entertaining to meet some of those people that initiated those product warnings.
Why did the adults get so mad on 'Scooby Doo?' A bunch of stoned teenagers & A DOG solved YOUR poorly thought out plan. Take some ownership.