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Cyberbilly
Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson.
You can blame absolutely everything on your parents. It's either genetics, or how they raised you.
If WebMD just diagnosed everything as hypochondria it would be %95 accurate.
When you compliment a woman, never end the sentence with "today." They'll turn that around on you. "So I don't look good EVERY day?"
If you're spending $10 on a single meal at Burger King, it might be time to step back and reevaluate your life.
life is just a journey from womb to tomb...
Disregard all the people in your life with a pitiful 5 senses. It's the people with 6 that you need to keep. The ones with a sense of humour
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