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#660
I may look calm but in my head I've killed you more than three times.
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#661
Dear Sharks: You may get your own week on TV, but house cats get their own eternity on the internet.
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#663
Reading a magazine waiting at the checkout and was told, “this is not a library”, so I read it out loud.
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#665
Let's be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy doesn't think he's the most interesting man in the world?
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#667
There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years.
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#670
Women may be the only thing that are easier to pick up as they get heavier.
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#671
My wife said she feels safe when I'm next to her in bed. I was surprised because our neighbors always scream after I snuggle up to them.
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