Robin Williams should donate some of his arm hair to Locks of Love.
By a show of hands, how many people enjoy shadow puppets?
I watched the entire P-90X series and didn't lose a pound. What a scam.
I'd rather sit naked on an iceberg serenaded by Rebecca Black for the rest of my life than let anyone see the full history of things I've googled.
I wanna steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase because I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck on the news.
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now he'll never have friends.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.