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Does running away from your problems count as exercising?
It's taken me awhile, but I think I'm finally ready to accept that it's not butter.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
My farts don't stink & are silent... So! I went to see a doc, Long story short, I've got a hearing & sinus problem.
I don't mind when older folks decide to relax and slow down. I just wish they wouldn't do it in their cars.
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I just saw a book called "Twitter For Dummies." That seems about right.
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