I'd like to give a shout-out to all my visually impaired friends out there : :. .: :.: .!!
Today's paycheck has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes story.
Though accurate, "I Need Sleep Or I'll Kill You," doesn't have quite the same ring as "Beauty Rest."
Ale-alejandro, Papa-paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic.
"You've gotten so big since I last saw you!" A good line to use on children. Less appropriate for your friend with the thyroid problem.
I wish smelly people in real life had a dust cloud around them like Pigpen from "Peanuts".