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Sure she's a trophy wife. It's just one of those tiny trophies that say "participant"
I'm surprised that women would actually want to box...If my wife boxed.....Announcer: "In this corner weighing...None of your business...."
Taught my son a few pickup lines. His favorites were, "Built Ford Tough" and "Like A Rock".
If accounts on every social media site have taught me anything it's that I'm so glad my family doesn't know my username.
Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
I've heard of women that aren't crazy, but I've also heard of unicorns.
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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