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#580
Sure she's a trophy wife. It's just one of those tiny trophies that say "participant"
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#581
I'm surprised that women would actually want to box...If my wife boxed.....Announcer: "In this corner weighing...None of your business...."
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#582
Taught my son a few pickup lines. His favorites were, "Built Ford Tough" and "Like A Rock".
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#583
If accounts on every social media site have taught me anything it's that I'm so glad my family doesn't know my username.
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#584
Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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#585
I've heard of women that aren't crazy, but I've also heard of unicorns.
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#586
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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