Xyuppi
I tried to use Beef Stew as my computer password but apparently it wasn’t “stroganoff”
Xyuppi
The only difference between the New Matrix movie and the old ones is that the Red & Blue pills are now suppositories
ZYuppi
It must be extremely hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
"If you buy it, you break it." - Piñata Stores
Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
Going paperless at the office is causing problems in the bathrooms.
Grey hair is your body's warning that you are low on toner.