How I see dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Chihuahua, Pekingese, Poodle, Pug. How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
2,000 mockingbirds is 2 kilomockingbirds
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I have OCD and ADD. Which means everything has to be perfect, but not for very long.
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I was being sincere when I told my friends their baby looks like a movie star...I just failed to mention that the kid looks like E.T.
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Having pillow fights used to be fun, until the appearance of "Memory Foam"
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My body hurts everywhere I touch it. My doctor told me I have a broken finger
ZYuppi
Let's all pause for a moment of silence for all of those people stuck in traffic going to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle or walk in place on a treadmill...