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Went to a testicular cancer survivors party, everyone there had a ball.
Generating all our electricity from solar power is not going to happen overnight.
Sent x-rays instead of pictures.... because it's what's inside that counts.
The best thing about wanting a chameleon as a pet is that you may already have one.
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
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I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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DWI attorneys would be smart to buy ad space on Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
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