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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake. Now it’s syncing.
Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
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ZYuppi
Alicia Keys' "girl on fire" would make an awesome background jingle for a Summer's Eve commercial.
Here are 5 things you should know about me: #1. I’m very secretive
Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.
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ZYuppi
Nomadland won the Oscar for Best Picture. Was this an actual movie or a description of movie theaters in 2020?
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Kristian Alekov
Horses get farted on more than any other animal.
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