Starting to make bread early for Easter... apparently it takes three days to rise
Kristian Alekov
Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.
Passover ~ That time of the year when the Savior rises and the bread doesn't.
Florida
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week
We all get busy and we sometimes don't fin
Xyuppi
The best thing about dating a homeless woman is that you can drop her off anywhere.
ZYuppi
We can land a robotic remote control exploratory vehicle on Mars with exact precision, but I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.