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#17666
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
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#17667
I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
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#17668
Xyuppi
I’m concerned, Mr Potato head & Mrs Potato head are no longer male or female. Does this mean there will be no more Tater tots?
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#17669
So we are just letting March come back after the way it acted last year?
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#17670
Florida
Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?
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#17671
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
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Xyuppi
I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids. When I got home, they were still there.
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