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#631
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#17822
Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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#146
Marriage is a life sentence. Unlike prison however, the way to get out early is BAD behavior.
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#240
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
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#490
The "Terms and Conditions" could hold the cure to cancer, but nobody would know, because we never read it!
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#2268
If the pen is mightier than the sword, how is it that actions speak louder than words?
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#1649
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
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