Insightful Statuses

Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Kristian Alekov
Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
Marriage is a life sentence. Unlike prison however, the way to get out early is BAD behavior.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
The "Terms and Conditions" could hold the cure to cancer, but nobody would know, because we never read it!
If the pen is mightier than the sword, how is it that actions speak louder than words?
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.
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