Kristian Alekov
They say we can have gatherings with up to 8 people without issues. I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
Kristian Alekov
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Kristian Alekov
It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.
Xyuppi
As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks
Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.
Kristian Alekov
Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”
Kristian Alekov
Me: [donating body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill]