I switched all the labels on the Spice rack..... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
Kristian Alekov
House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
Kristian Alekov
You think 2020 is bad, wait until it turns ‘21 and starts drinking.
Xyuppi
Sometimes you have throw away perfectly good printer paper to hide all the candy wrappers in your trash can.
Xyuppi
My floors are so clean you can eat off of them. Look there is a Dorito there and some Cheerios under the couch...
Xyuppi
Shout out to all the dads who got chores list cleverly disguised as Home Depot gift cards for Christmas