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Feel bad for all the kids who probably won't be trick-or-treating this year, but just think of all the candy they'll be for 50% off the day after!
Amazon has been approved for drone delivery. We now have skeet shooting with prizes.
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Kristian Alekov
To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.
One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman, but I won’t letter!
I am not turning my clock back on November 1st, I do not need another hour of 2020.
As chickens are descended from dinosaurs, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets must be the ultimate mockery of what their lineage has become.
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ZYuppi
The winner of the first Presidential debate is...Tylenol Extra Strength!
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