I tried to bring sexy back, but I didn't have a receipt.
C'mon Pac-Man, make her a Mrs. already!
I was way off. Turns out the movie Aliens vs Predator isn't about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester.
My family's Coat of Arms ties at the back.
Hey Alanis Morissette! Getting a girl pregnant on a "pull-out" couch. That's IRONIC.
I don't have psychotic episodes. They're more like a miniseries.
When god closes the door he opens a window. when my boss closes the door I crap my pants.