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Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
#17574
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I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
#17577
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Xyuppi
‪This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor. ‬
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Xyuppi
‪I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
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Xyuppi
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
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