Florida
AFTER ISOLATION..... Friend: Where's your husband? Wife: In the garden. Friend: I didn't see him. Wife: You need to dig a little.
I would listen to Bill Gates when he talks about CoronaVirus, he has been dealing with viruses since Windows 95.
Hey folks, don't forget to run out and get your Powerball tickets tonight. The jackpot is up to a 24 pack roll of Charmin.
My prediction of the “hot jobs” in about a year. Obstetricians, divorce lawyers and fitness trainers
Anyone know where I can get plastic eggs big enough to hide hand sanitizer in?
Does anybody else's car get 4 weeks to the gallon?
Florida
Having some states lockdown, and some states not lockdown is like having a peeing section in the pool.