Nine months from now a boom of babies will be born, and we will call them Coronials!
Florida
You know that stash of fast food napkins in your glove box? It’s about to be their time to shine.
Xyuppi
The reason stores are running out of toilet paper is because when one person sneezes the other 100 poop themselves.
This will probably be the St Patrick's Day with the least DUI's ever.
I’m not going to post anything else about toilet paper, I’m pretty wiped out from it..
I hadn’t planned on giving this much up for Lent!
Florida
Today's drink: The Quarantini. It's a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.