Xyuppi
Purell is the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the country.
ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.
Xyuppi
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough
If a virus ever originates in my area, I’m guessing it will be called the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” virus.
Xyuppi
April’s fool day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could matched the unbelievable stuff happening in the real world right now.