The problem with driving an old air-cooled Volkswagen bus is kids keep mistaking it as an ice cream truck, and the worst part is it's so slow they could almost catch you.
Canadian bacon is just ham that's apologizing for not being bacon.
My grief counselor just died. I really don’t care. I guess we made progress.
You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".
Can we just call the Chinese Corona Virus Kung Flu?
Saying someone has a dry sense of humor implies the existence of wet senses of humor.
Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.