The first rule of passive aggressive club is, y'know what, never mind, it's fine...
A penny saved is more than a penny earned, because a penny earned is taxed.
My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
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According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Once it’s on you, it’s there forever.
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Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...
The name Pinball would also be a perfect name for Bowling.