Florida
I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.
I can’t wait for next week when the gym is empty again.
ZYuppi
Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends and Caller ID to avoid the first two things.
Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup.
Never challenge a stormtrooper to Russian roulette.
If you don’t get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?