Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
If you evacuate, you better take that salt life sticker off your truck...
Xyuppi
It's been 6 months since I joined a gym and still no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on.
Xyuppi
Hurricane Dorian is that friend that says they’re 5 minutes away when they are still laying in bed and haven’t even showered or gotten dress yet.
ZYuppi
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Maybe the Mayan world-ending prediction in 2012 was more of a suggestion