Xyuppi
It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Florida
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.
ZYuppi
Divorce (di·vorc·e; noun) The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
There are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
Kristian Alekov
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them.
ZYuppi
At this point I believe politicians about as much as the letters column in Penthouse magazine.