"Family owned and operated" makes a monarchy sound a lot friendlier.
“She has good child-birthing hips” is just the 1800s way of saying “Dayum, she's thicc!”
Typing the word "skepticism" is like playing Pong with your keyboard
Kids in middle school showing off their double jointed appendages is the original weird flex
I recently bought a toilet brush. To make a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
Ravioli are just meat gushers.
No one would ever know if a tree chirped like a bird.