Florida
I just found out cockfighting is done with roosters. That's 12 months of training wasted.
ZYuppi
Whenever I panic about my eventual death I think "Someday an oldies station will play Ke$ha," and I'm no longer afraid.
ZYuppi
The Bachelor is the show that answers the question "How much wine do you have to drink until the guy making out with twenty different women seems like he'd make a good husband?"
Xyuppi
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm all alone in a abandoned hospital and my flash-light isn't working properly.
ZYuppi
At the age of 92 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
Round pizzas get delivered in square boxes and then eaten in triangles
#1 dad mugs must become really controversial in a same sex marriage.